Another Saturday afternoon in the office...

Background: it's always me and Ruth.

1) Ruth crashes her computer all the time. It's not a Saturday if she doesn't stop by my desk during the four hours our schedules overlap to ask me if my computer has just crashed too.

2) Our desks are hundreds of feet apart; we can't even see each other as we sit at our desks. We both unplug our headphones and play whatever music we want, knowing the other is completely unaffected, due to inability to hear music that far away.

R: little ineb, did your computer just crash?

i: *clicks off Windows Media Player, as Eminem's "Square Dance" is playing, and well, Ruth might find it offensive...* Nope. I've been listening to offensive rap music. Have you?

R: Ha! No.

i: Well, my computer never crashes when I'm playing it, so maybe you should try it too.

R: Oh no thanks, I've been listening to show tunes.

i: Well no wonder! That'll crash any computer instantly.

Lots of giggling and good times. I have no idea why more people don't work on Saturday. But I'm glad; if they were here, it wouldn't be this much fun.