archived as Must Resist... aw, the hell with y'all
First I turned into one of those people with a diary.
Now I'm turning into one of those people that takes a quiz and then links to it.
Well fuck me.
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1/20/03
Dead link removed. The quiz said I was a Muse, but now it's all gone, boo hoo.
1/27/03
Wow, when I took it this morning, I was Windows. I guess I'm a better person than I was at 9:30am...
2/12/03
You're a 4!
You've got your friends going for you. That's about all. And you're lucky you made such unbreakable bonds in 2nd grade because without them, you wouldn't be anywhere NEAR the cool crowd. Sure, you have your own brand of "charm" and your mom says you're great, but be honest with yourself: Stop flashing your hand signs like you know anything and lose that loser hat.
On a scale of one to awesome you are...
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4/4/03
Which John Cusack Are You?
09/15/03
Captain Anne Rackham
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
What's you pirate name?
2/29/04
You're A People's History of the United States!
by Howard Zinn
After years of listening to other peoples' lies, you decided you've
had enough. Now you're out to tell it like it is, with all the gory details and nothing
left out. Instead of respecting leaders, you want to know what the common people have to
offer. But this revolution still has a long way to go, and you're not against making a
little profit while you wait. Honesty is your best policy.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
4/28/04
The Oracle of Starbucks by J.B. Fulwiler
Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual
You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink Tall Chai are potheads. Also drinks: Sparkling water. Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores
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Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink tall mocha are strippers. Also drinks: Wine coolers. Can also be found at: The mall.
7/22/04
| Freudian Inventory Results |
| Genital (50%) you appear to be stuck between a progressive and regressive outlook on life. Latency (40%) you appear to have a good balance of knowledge seeking and practicality. Phallic (50%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure. Anal (63%) you appear to be overly self controlled, organized, and subservient to authority. Oral (43%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence. |
personality tests by similarminds.com
10/15/04
Which File Extension are You?
11/10/04
Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"
January
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.
Which Website are You? 12/31/06
How White and Nerdy Are You? 1/5/07
Your results:
You are Superman
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You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.  |
AND:
Your results:
You are Magneto
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You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause. |