"Eminem's New Housemate"

Can you believe it? Eminem has let his ex-wife Kim move in with him! Yes, she's back living in his lovely home in Michigan. I've decided to go up there, find his house, beat on the gate until he shows up, yell at him for his insanity, and cough on him. A lot. At least then this cold will have been good for something.

And really, could you get back together with a guy who has "[your name] rot in pieces" tattooed on his body? Talk about a chic with no self-esteem. Guess she's just after the money. They must be destined to make each other unhappy for the rest of their lives. Sad really.